Saturday, July 23, 2011

David Wu accused of “aggressive, unwanted sexual encounter”

by Jazz Shaw 

Clearly too much time has elapsed since the Tales of the Ticklemaster and the Twitter Saga of Weinergate, so we’ll need to gear up for a fresh new round of sexual mischief in the lower chamber of congress. Just in time, David Wu (D-Ore) rides to the rescue.


Sources: Young woman accuses Oregon Rep. David Wu of aggressive, unwanted sexual encounter

A distraught young woman called U.S. Rep. David Wu’s Portland office this spring, accusing him of an unwanted sexual encounter, according to multiple sources.

When confronted, the Oregon Democrat acknowledged a sexual encounter to his senior aides but insisted it was consensual, the sources said.

The woman is the daughter of a longtime friend and campaign donor. She apparently did not contact police at the time.

One person who heard the voice mail described the woman as upset, breathing heavily and “distraught.”

The young lady – who for obvious reasons will not be identified here – is of an “indeterminate age” but her Facebook page apparently indicates that she graduated high school last year and she registered to vote in California last August.

You may remember Mr. Wu from his campaign last year, described by some as one of the most bizarre in recent political memory. His staff was apparently so worried about his aberrant behavior that they cancelled most of his public appearances, ran the effort almost entirely on paid television advertising, and dismissed a large part of the staff before the election was even over.

This year, Wu experienced a high rate of staff churn over the winter, disclosed that he was getting a divorce and that he, “has taken medication for an unspecified mental condition.”

I was thinking that, just like the previous scandals, this one needs some sort of memorable catch phrase or tag line. I briefly considered, “Wu’s Woman Woes” but that doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, even with the merits of alliteration. I also debated “Teenage Wasteland” but I’m pretty sure a record company would sue us. Let’s open it up to the studio audience. I’m sure some of you can come up with a good name for this one.

from: hotair

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